Английские анекдоты Knock Knock



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«Тук-тук» - это шутка из пяти строк, в которой рассказчик шутки взаимодействует со слушателем. Она имеет следующую формулу:



Строка 1: Рассказчик шутки говорит: “Knock knock”, представляя, что они стучат в дверь чьего-то дома.

Строка 2: Слушатель, который воображает, что находится внутри дома, автоматически отвечает “Who’s there?”

Строка 3: Рассказчик произносит имя человека.

Строка 4: Слушатель автоматически повторяет имя человека добавляя вопрос “who”, указывая, что они хотят знать фамилию.

Строка 5: Это изюминка. Рассказчик отвечает не говоря фамилию, а произносить что-то, что «играет» со звуками имени, которое он произнес в строке 3.



Пояснение такой шутки:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry. [имя]
Harry who? [имя + who]
Harry up, it’s cold out here! [игра слов с именем Harry - Harry up (поторапливайся) ]

Шутки:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday! (Abby - Happy)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today. (Aida - I had a)

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex plain later! Alex - (I will (ex))

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later! Althea - (I will see you)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur got! Arthur (произносится как Arfur в Essex, England) = I for

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes. (Ben - I have been)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dave
Dave who?
Dave locked me out again. (Dave - They’ve)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car! (Iona - I own a)

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking! (Iva - I have a)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window (Ivor - Either)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner! (Justin - I’m just in)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out. (Luke - Look)


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business. (Nana - It’s none of)


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat? (Noah - Do you know a)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you! (Norma Lee - Normally)

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear! (Sadie - Say the)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house? (Sarah - Is there a)

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV tonight? (Watson - What’s on)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before? = Haven’t you …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework? = Can you …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there. = Check in …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in? = Doesn’t …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! = Fix …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies. = I need a …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in? = Aren’t you …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home? = Is there any …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside! = Please

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you! = Catch up

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place! = This is

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep? = (Do) you see

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is! = I bet

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running! = Wipe her

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
“Nobel.”
“Nobel who?”
“No bell that’s why I knocked.” = There’s no bell …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It’s cold outside. = Let us …

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me! = Yahoo (an exclamation of joy and excitement)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo! (мычание)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you! (чих)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who? = thank you
Your welcome!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who? = произношение по буквам
W-H-O

Will you remember me in two minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!